/strange desire to put this in my mouth/
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Tracks
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In which John Green is, as always, wonderful.
*prints this onto a hammer and uses it to smash the heads of anyone who complains about this ever*
I strive to be as a good a person as John Green is.
John Green, always reminding me of the growing up that I need to do…
this is lovely.
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- Valar Morghulis.
- Yes, all men must die, but we are not men.
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![Chris Pine → Richard Chambury Photoshoot London 2013 [REBLOG ORIGINALS]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff80680a849892bd39b5dbf4feee74b3/tumblr_mmb2k6lRiu1sorqf8o1_500.png)
Chris Pine → Richard Chambury Photoshoot London 2013 [REBLOG ORIGINALS]
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what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
statisticalprobabilityofanything:
They need to invent a comfortable reading position
the joy!
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Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself.
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
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being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
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i reblog this every single time
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My favourite so far is Cumberangels. Just so he could be all “Good morning, Cumberangels.” and we can just reply “Good morning, Benny.”
i read that as cumberbagels.
we should be cumberbagels.
CUMBERBAGELS.
I’m good for both
always rebagel
oh god.
Cumberbagel of the Lord.
